Lawak: Knock-knock

 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it’s cold out here.

Knock Knock!
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?

Knock Knock!

Whos's there?

Sepak.

Sepak who?

Sepak kau la kalau kau tak bukak you monkey!